The Republic of The Molly Islands is a huge, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 671 million Molly Islandsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Molly Islandsian economy, worth 24.6 trillion uggs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,667 uggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Molly Islands's national animal is the french bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Molly Islands is ranked 50,067^th in the world and 5^th in SCCTCRichard for Safest, scoring 102.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.